Wednesday, February 24, 2010
Instant Coffee
Nescafe instant coffee, I would like to have a word with you. I would like you to know that you taste terrible and I would punch you except that you would scald my fist. Out of rational self-interest I have decided not to punch you, but be forewarned: the Word of the Lord says "Do not be deceived: God cannot be mocked. A man reaps what he sows" (Galatians 6:7). Instant coffee, you have reaped bitterness, and you will sow bitterness - thus sayeth the Lord.
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3 comments:
haha. I didn't know you were a coffee drinker.
that's really harsh joseph. i shall pray for you ..for each heart knows its own bitterness,and no one else can share its joy. (prov 14:10) may your body rid itself of the nescafe instant coffee so that others may be happy again. amen.
LOL I've never heard of anyone quoting the Bible against coffee.
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